You might be a postmodernist if...

• You are absolutely sure that nothing is absolute.
• You believe there is no truth, except your own.
• You accept everyone’s beliefs, that is, as long as they agree with yours.
• You assert that you are right in the assertion that there is no right or wrong.
• You are ardently convinced that everything is questionable.
• You question everything, except your own doubts.
• You believe words have no intrinsic meaning and touchdown rebar seventeen precipitation la vaca choo-choo Montreal ө.
• You have ever used the term “meta-narrative” as an excuse to get out of a traffic ticket.
• You are humbly convinced that all certainty is arrogance.
• Your doctrinal tenets include the words “perhaps”, “maybe”, or “possibly”.
• You esteem doubt as a more noble virtue than truth.
• You believe tolerance is so important that no exceptions can be tolerated.