Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Devin's Law of Vehicular Kinetics

The velocity of a vehicle traveling on a roadway in traffic cannot exceed the velocity of the vehicle directly preceding it. Therefore, driving six inches off my tailgate will not make me go any faster.  Hand gestures, flashing headlights, and horn honking are also futile.

I assumed that this was just common sense, however, by my calculation approximately 62% of drivers don't know this.  Therefore, I have developed this law of vehicular traffic flow to aid in the education of the general public. 

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